Airline invents matter transport by telefax

On the phone with my preferred airlines’ frequent flyer program, complaining about a bunch of missing flights: “If you could please make a copy of your boarding passes and passenger receipts to keep for yourself, and fax us the originals.” — “yes…

On the phone with my preferred airlines’ frequent flyer program, complaining about a bunch of missing flights: “If you could please make a copy of your boarding passes and passenger receipts to keep for yourself, and fax us the originals.” — “yes, ma’am”